…..”Hello I’m Rob Ford and I’m here to apologize………..

The latest polls suggest Rob Ford, the embattled and politically challenged Mayor of Toronto is unlikely to win re-election but there is hope for

this troubled pol, his could be a new, profitable career in the relative new field of Apologistics.  To date he has made more apologies to more people for a variety of reasons than the last three mayors combined.

But these apologies could be the foundation of a new career.  Ford the Younger could develop into the best known, best paid apologist, of world reknown.

“………..Hello I’m Rob Ford and I’m here to apologize on behalf of BIG OIL to the thousands of Toronto motorists who have been

subjected for years to an obvious gas price fixing conspiracy that has cost them millions of dollars.  I also apologize on behalf of the Toronto media

that has been co-opted and now daily trumpets the cost of gasoline, “at most GTA stations-tomorrow.”

And while I’m at it I want to apologize of behalf of the Competition Bureau that has allowed the collusion to continue.

It’s always difficult to spot conspiratorial truth when you are deaf, dumb and blind.  I ought to know.

I’m Rob Ford and I’ll be back with another apology tomorrow.”

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“…………………..Hello I’m Rob Ford and I would like to apologize to all Blue Jay baseball fans who have had to accept that the current manager  is not very good.”

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” Hello I’m Rob Ford and today I have been asked to apologize IN ADVANCE for the growing cost of the Pan-American games and the eventual budget shortfall

which means millions of dollars more will be needed to meet the final financial requirements.”    You see it developing!

The number of Rob Ford apologies grew by leaps and bounds as politicians, bureaucrats, Sport moguls, CEO’s etc…found paying Rob Ford to apologize on behalf of their profligate spending

and shoddy performances, made life a lot easier and seemed to deflect direct strident derision from the general public.

Some day APOLOGISTICS will be occupied by many but we will always remember that Rob Ford was a pioneer in the field.

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And we will always remember those famous words, “Hello I’m Rob Ford and I’m here to apologize……………………….”

AJ (aka) HB